How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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