As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
