Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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