everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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