so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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