words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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