stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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