are you still at the devil's house?
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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