BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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