he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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