peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I am naked and annoyed.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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