oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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