Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
