yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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