there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize