Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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