I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
