would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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