I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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