yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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