you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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