I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
whose parrot is this?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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