Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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