awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Michael Bay diarrhea
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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