Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I don't think brook has ever known best
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Of course I have a pirate flag
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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