She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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