Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Farmville is her only friend.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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