Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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