like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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