You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Sober January is a disaster.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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