Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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