He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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