He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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