Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Let's paint friendship bongs
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Randomize
