I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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