what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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