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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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