Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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