Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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