Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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