i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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