My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.