I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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