He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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