physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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