Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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