: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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