So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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