so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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