Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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