no. you can't hotbox the world.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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