he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
well you can't waste a boner
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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