i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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