My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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