the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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